I’m gonna be that really annoying mum that plays Taylor Swift’s music in the car on the ride to school and is all like
‘listen to the lyrics very carefully in this one ’
'oh I love this one'
'guys hand me a tissue, this one is so sad'
'Disssstaance timmmingggg breaking down fighting! *crying whaling noises*'
And they’re all gonna be like mum, turn on KissFM…
Which will be playing songs like
‘Swag swag swag swag holla holla holla’
Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:
THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC
This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.
He had the chance, he took it